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Tuesday, December 18, 2012

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This Little Piggy Sure Knows How to Hold His Own

Posted: 18 Dec 2012 04:00 AM PST

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That great Dane might have about 100 pounds on the little tiny piglet, but that doesn't mean he'll win this round of roughhousing because that is one tough little piggy.

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Five Ways Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings are Better than Each Other

Posted: 18 Dec 2012 03:00 AM PST

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Fans of The Lord of the Rings and fans of the Harry Potter series constantly argue over which is better, when there is plenty to love about both, including the similarities. But that doesn't settle anything.

Yes, LOTRians simply believe theirs is better because it isn’t kid stuff. While Potterites believe theirs is clearly the best because it’s more fun. It turns out, they’re both right and wrong. How can this be true? All the answers will be revealed if you look into my crystal ball… just ignore that large dog signifying your imminent demise. Or, read below to discover exactly how Harry Potter is obviously superior to Lord of the Rings and how Lord of the Rings easily defeats Harry Potter.

Pajiba breaks down what each series is best at, of the two. Throw in another franchise, and there'd be mayhem on our hands. Link

The Unmentioned Dark Side of Nursery Rhymes

Posted: 18 Dec 2012 02:00 AM PST

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There's also the sixth toe. The one that stays in the attic all of the time and never comes out. Andy Herald understands the darker subtexts of popular, classic nursery rhymes. You can view the rest of his chart on the subject at the link.

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10 Things You Didn't Know About "A Christmas Story"

Posted: 18 Dec 2012 01:00 AM PST

It's that time again: the 24-hour A Christmas Story marathon is coming, and every year the internet reminds us that the kid who played Flick had a brief career in porn and that Jack Nicholson wanted to play Ralphie's dad. But there's a lot more about the holiday classic that everyone doesn't already know, and the FW has rounded up the best of those things, including the house the movie was filmed in, what Flash Gordon has to do with any of this, and what really happened when the Bumpus's dogs ate the turkey. Link 

Alexander Safonov's Amazing Photos of Life Underwater

Posted: 18 Dec 2012 12:00 AM PST

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Russian architect Alexander Safonov goes on diving adventures all over the world. He captures beautiful images of sea life, especially predators and their prey. Here's one that he took off the coast of South Africa. You can view more at the link.

Link | Artist's Website (Translation)

Enterprise Star Trek Wall Clock

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 11:00 PM PST

 

Enterprise Star Trek Wall Clock 

Do you have a big day planned? Are you worried you are going to run late for your mission to explore strange, new worlds? You need the very logical Enterprise Star Trek Wall Clock from the NeatoShop. This fantastic clock features the Starship Enterprise. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Star Trek items. 

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The 30 Best Mugshots Of 2012

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 11:00 PM PST

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When people are hauled in by the police, they aren't at their best. Still, some mug shots are head and shoulders above the rest, and tell a story all by themselves. This guy only ranked #15, so you must see the others. Link

(Image source: The Smoking Gun)

Felted Crafting Buddies

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 10:00 PM PST

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Need help sewing? Just create a few assistants, like this button and needle made by Moxie. She provides step-by-step photos showing how to do it. As someone who's never engaged in felting before, I found her post to be a great introduction to that craft.

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The People vs. IKEA Monkey

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 09:00 PM PST

vThe little monkey wearing a shearling coat that showed up at a Toronto IKEA last week is now a case for the courts. Toronto Animal Services lodged the monkey named Darwin at the Story Brook Farm Primate Sanctuary. Yasmin Nakhuda, who owns the monkey, wants him back.

…defendant Nakhuda, a real estate attorney by profession, filed a claim Thursday that states the authorities had no right to take the monkey. “The officer’s refusal to return Darwin was unlawful because the Code does not authorize the officer to keep an animal other than dogs and cats,” it reads. “The only penalty under the Code is a fine. Animal Services therefore unlawfully detained Darwin.”

The motion also states that, if Darwin cannot be returned, Nakhuda should be allowed “reasonable access on a schedule to be fixed by this court.”

Meanwhile, Story Book Farm seems to have undertaken a PR campaign in its efforts to keep Darwin. Read all about it at Death and Taxes, in a post that includes its own soundtrack. Link

(Image credit: Lisa Lin via Instagram)

Greatest Martini Recipe

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 08:00 PM PST

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It's hard to screw up whiskey, though some people try. A martini? That's only for people who look up to Don Draper as a role model. Drew Fairweather of Toothpaste for Dinner understands.

Link -via Blame It on the Voices

The Fish Harp

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 07:00 PM PST

If this isn't the neatest thing you see today, you spend waaaay too much time on the internet. Henry Chu's Fish Harp is musical instrument/visual art hybrid: when a goldfish swims under a glass, the Fish Harp synthesizes the sound a wet finger would make if you ran it along the rim of the glass. The synthesizer is triggered by motion sensors. 

Fish Harp is on display at Musique Plastique in Hong Kong. (Admission is free, if you're in the neighborhood.) 

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Mathematical Street Art

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 06:00 PM PST

Aakash Nihalani

Of Aakash Nihalani's recent work, this piece is my favorite. He's brilliant at highlighting pre-existing forms with simple geometical shapes to create additional meaning. This exercise in basic arithmetic is one that you'd probably walk by every day without noticing if not for the plus and equal signs.

Link (Translation) | Artist's Website

Fat Cat in Bathtub

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 05:00 PM PST

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Poor kitty! Not only does he get a bath, but he's too fat to get out of the tub on his own. Help that cat out of the tub (though it may require two people) and get him on a treadmill! -via Arbroath

Unforgettable Children's Book Illustrations

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 04:00 PM PST



Wayward trends of the art world. Alert, nurturing book editors who watch for and encourage fledgling artists in hopes of discovering the next Maurice Sendak. Illustrators using proximity and relationship to text, color, composition and other design techniques to capture the attention and stimulate the learning process of young readers. These are common elements of iconic illustrations in the great picture books of childhood.

Released in September 2012, Little Big Books: Illustrations for Children's Picture Books is a large-format collection of work by more than 100 acclaimed contemporary illustrators worldwide. The striking images included are the basis of a discussion on characteristics of the finest children's book illustrations and the secrets of the artists who ingrain these images in the minds of children. Visual memories that may persist well into adulthood. 

British illustrator Martin Salisbury addresses the important relationship between the text of children's picture books and the vivid imagery that brings it to life:

Right from the start, the words need to be an integral part of the shape of the layout — a visual element that is as important as anything else that appears on the page. The spread’s composition should seem ‘wrong’ before the text is added.
This specialized category of fine art rolls with the punches in the current state and operating structures of today's publishing houses. Sonja Commentz notes in the books' introduction:
 And yet there is trouble afoot: pandering to economic trends in the growing — and increasingly competitive — picture-book market, actual contents, creativity, and originality might lose out, right down to the point where bookstores dedicate entire pink-clad corners to a monoculture of princess books.

See more illustrations from the book at Brain Pickings. Link.

(Image credit: Chris Haughton)
 

Split Personality SuperBatMan

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 03:00 PM PST

Sometimes it's hard to decide which superhero you'd rather be-Batman or Superman. They both have their strengths and weaknesses, and they're both really cool characters, so why choose between them?

Just create a hybrid super-suit and capture the essence of both iconic DC comics characters and every kid who sees you will think you're the coolest guy ever!

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A Freelancer's Christmas Greeting

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 02:00 PM PST

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Floyd Hayes' Christmas video greeting illustrates what the holiday is like for his company.

'Tis the season for agencies to send out holiday videos in a thinly veiled attempt to get new business. Here's my attempt.

May your holidays be a break from the perpetual grind of quiet desperation. -Thanks, Floyd!

Mr. Mouthy Mouth

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 01:30 PM PST

Mr. Mouthy Mouth (sold individually)

The holidays are almost here! Are you still looking for that eye popping gift for your loved one? You need the Mr. Mouthy Mouth from the NeatoShop. This creepy delightful finger puppet will provide hours of interactive fun. 

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Toys & Games

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A Bacon Bacon

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 01:30 PM PST


Photo: John Mecier

Mosaic artist Jason Mecier loves to play with his food. While I applaud his effort, I have to say with all that bacon laying around- can I just have a piece? He must keep an entire grocery store employed with all that bacon!

Mecier also made beef jerky Barack Obama and Mitt Romney mosaics. So there is that.

P.S. Do you love bacon as much as we do? Check out our Bacon Store!

Link | Via Foodiggity

How to Raise a Hunter-Gatherer

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 01:00 PM PST

vJared Diamond contrasts our modern methods of raising children with those used in more traditional societies, such as the villagers of New Guinea.

We are struck by the precocious development of social skills in their children. These are qualities that most of us admire, and would like to see in our own children, but we discourage development of those qualities by ranking and grading our children and constantly ­telling them what to do. The adolescent identity crises that plague American teenagers aren’t an issue for hunter-gatherer children. The Westerners who have lived with hunter-gatherers and other small-scale societies speculate that these admirable qualities develop because of the way in which their children are brought up: namely, with constant security and stimulation, as a result of the long nursing period, sleeping near parents for ­several years, far more social models available to children through ­allo-parenting, far more social stimulation through constant physical contact and proximity of caretakers, instant caretaker responses to a child’s crying, and the minimal amount of physical punishment.

But that's just the beginning. Children in traditional societies have more freedom to roam, multiple caregivers, and access to adult experiences that we consider not quite safe. Of course, not all those practices are transferable to a more modern society -after all, we have automobiles, which is the most dangerous thing for a child. But a generous excerpt from Diamond's book The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies? is very much worth a read. Link

(Image credit: Flickr user Focx Photography)

A Genuine Cat Burglar

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 12:30 PM PST


Photo: Stian Alexander

A thief, a crook, a robber, a lifter, a pickpocket, a pilferer, a cat burglar. When a small neighborhood discovered that more than 20 sets of house and car keys had gone missing, where did they place their blame? Probably not on a neighborhood cat named Milo.

Milo, the culprit behind the disappearance of said pieces, had taken them all from the neighborhood homes of the Stoke Newington residents in north east London. Milo wears a magnetic collar around her neck so she can access the cat flap in her owner's home. Many of the homes in Stoke Newington have cat flaps. Kirsten Alexander, Milo's owner, had no idea that Milo had been sneaking into the homes of the neighbors while she was at work. It wasn't until Alexander saw Milo coming back through the cat flap one day, collar covered with a clutter of keys, that she realized what was going on.

"When I saw her coming through the cat flap with a set of keys round her neck I thought 'poor thing' because her neck was really weighed down, and then it dawned on me what was happening,” she said. "I've given all the keys back and luckily neighbours have seen the funny side of it."


Photo: Stian Alexander

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Holiday Movie Selection Flowchart

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 12:00 PM PST

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You're feeling like a movie, and since Christmas is only a week away, you may as well watch a holiday film. What to select? It's a much more complicated decision than it was a few decades ago, when the answer was "whatever's on TV or at the theater." A handy flowchart from Lemon.ly helps you make your choice! See an enlargeable version at the site. Link

Futuristic Baseball

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 11:30 AM PST


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Even with breakout star R.A. Dickey, the Mets were bad again this year. They have been mediocre at best for the better part of a decade, finishing under .500 seven times since 2002. That's not Pittsburgh Pirate bad, but that isn't great. As a lifelong Cubs fan, I feel their pain. All of that, however, doesn't mean that can't be good at Future Baseball.

Written and directed by Marc Rienzo, check out these sci-fi twists on America's pastime.

Via Cool Material

Ham for $159 a Pound?!

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 11:00 AM PST

Would you pay $159 a pound for ham? Oink! In the above video, Philadelphia food and wine writer Brian Freedman takes us on a tour of some pretty fancy spots in the City of Brotherly Love that are serving up more than just cheesesteaks. The fancy ham comes from the Iberian pig and is aged for 5 years. It's so fancy, the guy selling it needs a special certificate of authenticity to serve it up.

Photobombing the Photographer

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 10:30 AM PST

Hello! Your quarry is behind you! This delightful picture was taken at the Kabardino-Balkaria reserve in Russia. Commenters believe this goat is either a Caucasian Tur or an Alpine ibex. Either way, it's a big goat! Link -via reddit

The Littlest Guest DJ

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 10:00 AM PST

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This little Pomerian helped out with a fundraiser for the University of Colorado radio station 1190. He got to be a guest DJ! Oh yes, there are more pictures. Link -via Metafilter

10 Nonviolent Ways to Thwart a Westboro Baptist Church Protest

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 09:30 AM PST

The infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) has announced their intention to demonstrate at Sandy Hook Elementary School, where 27 young students and school staff members were killed Friday. The WBC has garnered plenty of publicity over the years for their tactics. Adrienne Crezo rounded up the stories of how people band together to counter-protest the WBC, from human shields to fundraisers to creative ridicule. Read about them at mental_floss. Link

(Image credit: The Laramie Project)

DIY Rodarte Star Hair Pins

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 09:00 AM PST

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Not being a fashionista, I had never heard of a Rodarte Star Hair Pin until I saw this picture. Why pay $600 when you can make your own? KI at Hello Whimsy Blog has a tutorial that will lead you through the process. You can even customize the look with different shapes and colors. Link -via Buzzfeed

Scooby-Doo Apron

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 08:30 AM PST

Scooby-Doo Apron 

Yikes! The holidays are almost here. Are you still looking for the perfect gift for your favorite Scooby-Doo fan? You need the Scooby-Doo Apron from the NeatoShop. This fantastic character apron lets you be Shaggy.  

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Aprons and fantastic Scooby-Doo items. 

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Filmography 2012

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 08:30 AM PST

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YouTube member genrocks put together a bit of more than 300 films of 2012 into one video. It's not just a supercut; this is a masterfully edited mashup that you won't be able to turn away from. There's a list of all the films and music at Filmographile. Link -via Digg

Hobbit Home in Pennsylvania

Posted: 17 Dec 2012 08:00 AM PST

vVince Donovan has been a fan of The Lord of the Rings his entire life, and has a collection of Tolkien memorabilia to prove it. Now he has a proper house to display it! Donovan hired architect Peter Archer to design a Tolkien home with all the right touches.

The walls were set by a stonemason who dug up rocks from the site the house is built on. The timber arches supporting the roof were steamed and bent into a half-circle, then put into place with wooden pegs. The blacksmith made all the door and window hinges with medieval flourishes tapering to little spearponts.

"Everyone got it," said Archer. "They were asking qestions: can we do this, can we step it up to this level? Lot of things they were doing they didn't ask for money. It was amazing how they put their efforts into this project."

One of those craftsman is Matt Harris, a blacksmith in Maryland who made the single most distinctive feature of the cottage — a massive iron hinge that could support a round hobbit door, made of 200 pounds of mahogany, at a single point.

"This project was a lot of fun," said Harris, who is a longtime fan of The Hobbit. "Normally I'm contacted to build gates and railings that are normal — if you will. This work was more fanciful and kind of child-like in keeping with the books and movies."

We first reported on this home five years ago. See a gallery of full-size photographs of this beautiful home at NewsWorks. Link -via Metafilter

(Image credit: Emma Lee/for NewsWorks)

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